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Episode #4 - August 18, 2015
Scott Parker: We’re set for the fourth Animosity and we have a great show on tap for you tonight. Destruction INK and 2 Girl Crew will tangle in separate matches as last time we saw them they were arguing which team was the best.
Alex Wilkie: Wade Mason promised a way to solve that problem.
Scott Parker: I wonder what that will end up being. We also have Imperious and Calypso on tap after Imperious walked out on a tag team match with Calypso as his partner last week.
Alex Wilkie: Speaking of tag team action, I can’t wait for our main event. Wrath and Way are teaming up to take on Notch and Gardevoir! That one should be a great match!
Ascension
General Manager Wade Mason is standing in the ring as the fans give him a warm welcome. He looks around the ring and pulls a microphone up.
Wade Mason: It has been an amazing month here in Empire Wrestling. We’ve had a great response from you, the fans. I could stand here and tell you about all the success EW has been seeing since it was first announced and since the first show. EW continues to grow in many ways. There’s a wide variety of talent backstage and many are looking for ways to prove themselves and eventually move onto the BWF. Many of them train day in and day out here at the Warehouse and it’s starting to pay off for them in the ring. Back on the very first Animosity I was able to show off the EW Heavyweight Championship. I promised that more info would be announced about when we could see its first champion crowned.
The fans start to cheer briefly as Wade looks around the ring.
Wade Mason: Last week I also made a promise to Destruction INK and 2 Girl Crew we’d find a way to figure out how they could call themselves the best tag team in EW. I’ve been talking to a couple other EW talents and I think we’re on the verge of seeing another team, maybe even two pop up. Then we’ll really be questioning who is the best team. That’s why, alongside the EW Heavyweight Championship, I’m happy to introduce the EW Tag Team Championship!
The crowd cheers as the Tag Team Titles start to lower from the ceiling. They hang above Mason as he smiles.
Wade Mason: These two championships will be important parts of EW. It’s only right that such a momentous occasion is celebrated on a momentous night. That’s why on September 15, right here in the EW Warehouse, EW will go “next level” at it’s first ever Supercard event. The Next Level series will be kicked off by Next Level: Ascension, where we’ll see the two championships crowned. The matches for the titles will be announced next week. I wish everyone the best of luck as they chase their dreams.
The first match of the evening was set to start as Gaines, Taylor, and Dillon are all in the ring. Dillon and Gaines come to blows as the bell sounds and wrestle each other to the mat. Gaines applied a side headlock on the mat. Dillon was able to slip away and was grabbed from behind by Taylor and she delivered a belly to back suplex. Taylor rolled to get feet and was lifted and driven to the mat with a spinebuster by Gaines. He rolled her into a cover but Taylor kicked out right at two. Dillon grabbed Gaines and quickly took him down with a Russian legsweep. Dillon got to her feet and locked up with Taylor. Dillon sent Taylor into the corner and followed it up with a corner clothesline. She grabbed Taylor by the neck and called for the Lonestar Kiss (Tornado DDT) but Gaines grabbed her and connected with a German suplex. Taylor used the opening to drive a knee into Gaines when he stood. Taylor hit the ropes and came back with the Plan A (Shining Wizard). She covered but only picked up a two count. Taylor walked around Gaines and waited for him to stand but spun around by Dillon. Dillon grabbed Taylor and landed the Texas Twister (Twist of Fate). Dillon was grabbed by Gaines before she was covered and he delivered a pumphandle slam. Taylor had staggered back to her feet and grabbed Gaines and looked for the Redemption (Final Cut) but Gaines rolled away and was able to schoolboy Taylor as she reached for the ropes but the referee missed it, allowing Gaines to pick up a win.
WINNER: James Gaines, via pinfall 9:31
Gaines slid out of the ring as Taylor looked around in disbelief.
Your Story Sucks
"Underdog" by Kasabian hits and Alexander King "Kaylash" makes his way to the ring acknowledging the fans either side of the ramp as he does. He slides under the ropes and raises a V gesture with his right hand and points to the crowd. There's a distinct mixed reaction from those inside the Warehouse with some fans seemingly favouring Barrett Lynch for the upcoming bout. King grabs a mic.
Kaylash: Now before we get started I just wanted to address the fans because I haven't managed to speak to you as much this past week coz my "mavva" had her birthday and the old queen isn't one to be messed with as she adds a year onto her already rather old age. No offence mam.
King lowers the mic thinking for a moment before bringing the mic back up.
Kaylash: Shit I'll get a slap for that one. Never think before I speak. Big problem for me that one. Anyway it isn't as big of a slap as Kevin Olson is going to get for not coming to the birthday party. Olly my main man...Mrs King is NOT a happy camper.
Kaylash: My main goal in Empire Wrestling is to fight and tell them when it's shite and my next opponent is the epitome of the type of gimmick laden, manufactured hypocrite that I'm not the biggest fan of.
Mixed reaction from the crowd, Lynch obviously has his share of fans here.
Kaylash: Look I don't doubt the man's in ring ability but this fella is a walking cliche. Those of you who follow us on BlazenBook, cheap plug there for the EW Brass, will know that I called him a Jarhead and a Gomer to which he chuckled...
Kaylash: (impersonating Lynch badly) Oh pathetic insults...lame and unoriginal.
Some laughs some boos trickle through the split crowd.
Kaylash: Yet in the same breath he says I'm gonna get F.U.B.A.R. He hits moves like "Corporal Punishment"
Kaylash uses his free hand to make a quotes gesture around "Corporal Punishment".
Kaylash: One sec.
Kaylash pulls out a piece of paper from his shorts.
Kaylash: Don't ask where that was being kept.
He opens it up.
Kaylash: Ahem. SCUD Missile...Seek and Destroy and my personal favourite...Patriot Missile.
He screws up the paper and throws it away.
Kaylash: Talking about brothers in arms and all that. I got the world's smallest violin for your sob story gimmick Lynch coz quite frankly I don't give a fuck...Sorry Private Barrett Lynch I think YOUR...STORY...SUCKS.
A small handful of fans join in with the saying but there is clear divide in the crowd. Some are big fans of the "Intense Enforcer".
Kaylash nods in acknowledgement of this and passes the mic out the ring.
Lynch came to the ring fired up and ready for a fight. King ducked out of the ring as soon as the bell sounded and walked around the ring, taunting Lynch. King climbed slowly back into the ring and Lynch quickly grabbed King and pulled him to the center of the ring and looked for a DDT but King spun away. King grabbed Lynch and took him to the mat with a headlock takedown. Lynch rolled out and to his feet and hit King with a reverse atomic drop. Lynch followed with a vertical suplex. Lynch looked for a falling elbow drop but King rolled out of the way. King popped up and quickly took Lynch down with a chopblock. He started to stomp on the right knee of Lynch and Lynch had to roll out of the ring. Lynch tried to walk it off but some damage had been done. He climbed back into the ring and had to quickly duck under a clothesline. Lynch looked for a belly to back suplex but King flipped behind Lynch and landed on his feet. He rolled Lynch up and put his feet on the ropes out of view from the referee and picked up a win.
WINNER: Alexander King, via pinfall 7:14
Imperious and Calypso were set to go next and they started things off by locking up. Calypso tried to power Imperious to his knees but Imperious overpowered him and took him to the mat with a twisting belly to belly slam. Imperious mounted and started to land a flurry of right hands. Imperious had to break before a five count and Calypso staggered to his feet. Imperious delivered a big German suplex to Calypso and walked around the ring slowly. Imperious pulled Calypso up and delivered a second German suplex. Imperious pulled him back to his feet and sent him into the corner. He charged but ran into a big boot from Calypso. Calypso jumped up and took Imperious down with a bulldog. Calypso quickly jumped up and dropped a leg over the back of the head of Imperious. Imperious powered to his feet and hit Calypso hit a European uppercut. Imperious looked for the Red Hammer (Bull Hammer) but Calypso ducked it and hit a reverse DDT. Calypso climbed to the top ropes and looked for the Embrace Destiny (Diving Crossbody) but Imperious moved and Calypso hit the referee. Imperious hit Calypso with the Dream Eater (Sleeper Suplex) and called for The World. The lights go out for a brief moment “Oh Death” by Jen Titus queued up. Imperious grabbed Calypso and watched on. Calypso started to laugh and say “he’s mine, he’s mine”. The tall, bald man entered the ring and drove a boot into the gut of Imperious and delivered a chokeslam. Calypso rolled onto Imperious as the referee came to and counted the three fall.
WINNER: Calypso, via pinfall 9:44
Calypso laughed loudly as he rolled away, making the 3rd Power sign. He joined up with the mystery man at the top of the ramp as we cut away.
Representative of All
The drum beat and first guitar riffs of “Boys Wanna be Her” by Peaches belts out of the speakers and carries through the building. Singer panting into the microphone as BWF’s F.M. Young walked down the entrance ramp, wearing the International Title across her chest like a bandoleer. As usual the big woman is a bouncy electric ball of energy, jumping up and down, moving side to side, posing and preening as the crowd pops. She struts down the ramp, jumps up onto the ring apron and flips over the top rope, landing inside the ring. After a moment she receives a microphone from a ring assistant.
F.M. Young: Hello, World! It’s your wild girl! Obviously, I'm here at EW today, to stand in my sister's corner during her triple threat, I'm was also curious as to how the Lynch and King fight turned out. You didn’t disappoint me boys!
She gives a wink, a whoop of laughter as the crowd ooohh's and aahh's as if she had implied something inappropriate. Young gives a wave of her hand and leans on the rings ropes, waiting for it to calm down.
F.M. Young: But...Seeing as I'm here to be a loyal little sister. I wanted to take a minute to address some folks. I'm an upstart, trust me, I know that. Seems like everybody is working hard to make sure I don't forget it either. But you know? I snagged my first championship in this company, only a few months into my career here. This!
She takes a moment here to thrum her fist against the International Title and stand straight for the crowd.
F.M. Young: Might be the first, but it’s the first of many! We only get to choose one thing in life that people remember us for. That's it, the rest of legacies are written by time. For me? Its heart. Nobody will ever question the fire and determination of the One Woman Army. Nobody is ever going to look at anything related to me and not think 'that woman had a heart that couldn't break and a soul that wouldn't give up.' I'm climbing this ladder all the way to the top, Baby!
She throws her hand up and fist pumps, before striking the title again and leaning into a more relaxed poster.
F.M. Young: The first rung? Alex Silver, yeah you all know he won that fight. No question about it, no seriously he did....Go watch, I'll wait.....Back now? Good. Now some people might think there's something going on with me and Alex. You know what?....That's just not my place to say. Even there was, I'm sorry Silver. Its not gonna change what I have to do and that's win again. I'm going to retain my title at Heatwave, I've already given Alex his due, he's a great guy and a helluva competitor. But it just so happens, he's also a rung on a ladder and it’s one I'm not going to let stop me. That being said, I'm so glad we finally get to just loose it, really go flat out with Kash weighing us down. So as sorry I am Alex, that I have to beat you. I know it's going to be worth it. Lets go out there and steal us Heatwave, Baby! One last thing, be sure to give a mighty cheer for my sis, Mighty Jo, Ok? And the Gaines Bros.
F.M. pounded her fists against the title belt again, before throwing the mic over her shoulder, jumping over the ropes and out of the ring, shaking hands with fans over the railing as she took a seat at ringside.
The three competitors were in the ring as Young started the match by clotheslining anyone that moved. She took Gaines down and then quickly took down Cross. Gaines popped back up and was grabbed by Young and she took him down with a fireman’s carry. Cross grabbed Young but was quickly sent into the ropes. Young caught Cross with the Young Gun (AA Spinebuster) and tried to roll into a cover but Gaines was there to quickly break it up. Gaines pulled Young up and took her back down with a swinging neckbreaker. Gaines was grabbed by Cross and she looked for a small package but Gaines kicked out. Cross stood and began waiting for Gaines to get up but she was grabbed by Young. Young hit a belly to back suplex. She stood and hit a falling elbow onto Cross. Young and Gaines started to go back in forth with hard lefts and rights before Gaines sent her into the corner. Gaines charged and hit a corner splash. He sent Young into the ropes and looked for a powerslam but Young stopped and rocked him with a hard kick to the chest. Young hit the ropes again and turned him inside out with the Caught Up (Spear). Cross ran over and dumped Young over the top ropes and grabbed a staggering Gaines. She delivered the Caught in the Crossfire (Straight Jacket Double Knee Facebuster) and rolled Gaines into a cover before Young could slid back into the ring.
WINNER: Meghan Cross, via pinfall 9:36
QUACK!
Earlier Tonight
Backstage, Daze stood watching the monitors. Even with a night off he decides to use his time studying each and every match on the card. His attention, rapt, near unblinking, not wanting to miss a single misstep of a future opponent.
Derrick Daze:The last two occasions I stepped betwixt the ropes. The outcome was not desirable, though necessary. Perfection isn’t always about what needs to be added, sometimes it is about what must be taken away. I discovered what needs to be taken away.
Derrick’s focus isn’t as unwavering as he would like. While he spoke, something kept catching his eye and leading it away from the monitors. The camera panned over to see just what that distraction was. Krista May Williams wearing what looks to be a plush duck on her head, dancing a silly jig toward Daze and closing distance. A sigh falls from Daze’s lips. He just HAS to ask.
Derrick Daze:Pardon me, but why is that on your head and my must you be around me whilst performing such antics?
Five feet away. Come to find out, five feet happens to be encroaching on Daze’s bubble. Krista doesn’t care much about said bubble and continues to close in. Daze visibly tensing.
Kirsta May Wiliams: It’s a ducky.Quack. And I brought one for you.
Like lightening Krista places the duck atop Dazes head. Of course, seeing as he isn’t the most willing recipient of the duck crown, it is placed on sideways. Similar to the sideways glance Daze shoots to Krista, but seemed unable to articulate an actual response.
Krista May Williams: QUACK!
The second quack seems to break his silence.
Derrick Daze:It is impolite to quack at strangers
Krista leans back against the near by wall. Derrick almost expects a candy cigarette to hang haphazardly from her lips
Krista May Williams: Yeah, okay. So what’s your name, cowboy?
An eye roll from Daze. He isn’t going to fall for that.
Derrick Daze:I am getting the notion that you will quack as soon as I breathe my name.
Krista’s stoic cowgirl pose is broken once he calls the bluff. She stomps her feet in a huff.
Krista May Williams: Damn, you’re good. Mr….?
Daze find this conversation caught in a loop, this has gone on longer than it should have anyway. He turns away from Krista.
Derrick Daze:Exiting this conversation. Good, day. It’s been a pleasure. For one of us I am certain.
Krista May William: Pfft...Fine! Just leave.
Krista shouts to the retreating Daze . But she is not done just yet.
Krista May Williams: ...But I guess you’ll just have to miss the panty raid.
Daze’s steps did pause at the moment. Though it seems that even that does not sway him
Derrick Daze:I suppose it shall be one of those “bummers” that the young ones speak of. Still, it is probably something I can do without.
Before starting to walk again Krista clamps down upon Daze’s shoulders. The tensing of his body visible for miles.
Krista May Williams: WHAT IF YOU CAN’T!? What if you going to this totally-real-and- not -just-made- up-by-me-on-the spot panty raid. Is the key to the universe being held together like some sort of cheap dollar store rubber cement!?
Derrick Daze:You are persistent. Aren’t you?
Krista smirks.
Krista May Williams: No, I’m Krista...QUACK
Derrick rolls his eyes and looses a long and vexed sigh. While Krista decides to link her arm with Derrick’s, once more no permission given.
Krista May Williams: Come on, E.A. Let’s go hang out! But first buy me dinner for I am hungry and also broke.
Derrick Daze:No quacking and we have a deal.
Krista May Williams: Fiiine whiny ass titty baby.
Daze cocks a brow incredulously, all the while Krista flashing her most earnest and innocent grin.
Derrick Daze:Beg Pardon?
Brows knitting, a wide frown. Krista attempts her most serious face
Krista May Williams: WHINY. ASS. TITTY. BABY. Would you like me to spell it out for you?Maybe throw in some olde english in there? Ye old whiny ass titty baby...eth
Once more a silly grin crosses her features. Daze seems overwhelmed by the near by free spirit.
Derrick Daze:Plucky little urchin, aren’t you
Krista suddenly socks Daze in the arm.
Krista May Williams: Who are you calling an urchin!?
Derrick finds that sighing has gone out of fashion, so a grumble follows. He mumbles to himself.
Derrick Daze:How did I get into this?
Krista May Williams: Easy there, buddy. You don’t ‘get into this’ without dinner first.
Krista shoots a mischievous smirk and wink at Daze. Though she doesn’t break the taciturn face of his, a very faint tinge of pink hits his cheeks. He shakes his head, never feeling the need to be more careful of his words till now. He wonders if he can just talk himself into a perpetual punch line.
Derrick Daze:I cannot fathom how much more shtick I can take. Come along…
He concedes, escorting Krista out of frame.
The two ladies circle each other around the ring and Cassidy offers a test of strength. Williams shrugs and accepts her offer. Cassidy spins Williams around and into a hammerlock. Williams snapmares Cassidy over her shoulder. Cassidy rolls to her feet and hits Williams with a jawbreaker. Williams staggers backwards and hit dropped with a standing dropkick. Cassidy pulled Williams to her feet and hit a scoop slam. Cassidy looked for a leg lock but Williams was able to kick her away and get to her feet. Williams delivered a kick to the gut and a jumping DDT. Williams rolled to her feet and pulled Cassidy back up before quickly hitting another snapmare and a chin lock. Williams applied pressure but Cassidy was eventually able to pull the and hands of Williams apart and got to her feet. Cassidy tripped up Williams and locked in a Texas cloverleaf. Cassidy had the move locked in and Williams was able to crawl to the ropes and break the holds. Cassidy sent Williams into the corner and hit a running corner spear. Williams fell to the mat and Cassidy connected with a few mudhole stomps before finishing off the Mosh Pits (Stomps followed by running boot to face). Williams staggered to her feet and had to duck a wheel kick from Cassidy. She grabbed Cassidy and connected with the Last Breath (Swinging Inverted DDT) and it took a lot out of her. Both were slow to get to their feet but Williams was up first and Cassidy soon after. Cassidy looked for the Cassi-Knee (Running High Knee Strike) but Williams rolled out of the way and came back with the Season Ender (Shining Wizard) and picked up a big win.
WINNER: Krista May Williams, via pinfall 9:29
It was time for our main event and it appeared we’d be starting off with Kirlia and Wrath. Wrath came right out with a kick to the left leg of Kirlia that echoed throughout the arena. He followed it a step up enziguri that caused Kirlia to flip. She landed on her back and rolled to her feet. She caught a charging Wrath with a forearm and then a back elbow. Wrath staggered into the ropes and was then whipped across the ring. Kirlia caught the returning Wrath with a backdrop and then she tagged out to Notch. Notch climbed into the ring and Wrath tagged out to Way. Way came in fast and knocked down Notch with a shoulder block. He ran the ropes and Notch rolled under him and then to his feet and Notch kept running. Notch jumped over Way as he kept running the ropes. Notch hit a shoulder block and Way rolled back to his feet and hit a hard forearm. Notch staggered and Way hit a tornado DDT. Way tagged out to Wrath, hard, and Wrath climbed back into the ring. Wrath kept Notch down with knee drops and kicks every time he’d try to stand. Wrath pulled Notch to his feet and set him up for a snap DDT and drove him into the mat. Notch tried to make it to his corner but Wrath grabbed his foot. Notch hit Wrath with an enziguri and both men were down. Way tried to get into the ring and the referee turned his attention to him. The fans buzzed as Derrick Daze made his way down the ramp and pulled Kirlia off the apron and locked in the Flying Omoplata near the apron, out of sight. Notch had no one to tag and staggered to his feet and Wrath tagged in Way. Way ran in and hit the Billion Dollar Kick (Roundhouse Kick) and covered to pick up the win for his team.
WINNERS: Aeolus Wrath and Billy Way, via pinfall 10:42
Way stood over Notch as the fans booed, Daze releasing his hold and heading up the ramp. Wrath jumped into the ring and looked sneak up on Way but Way spun around and the two had a stare down as we went off air.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2015
Alex Wilkie: Wade Mason promised a way to solve that problem.
Scott Parker: I wonder what that will end up being. We also have Imperious and Calypso on tap after Imperious walked out on a tag team match with Calypso as his partner last week.
Alex Wilkie: Speaking of tag team action, I can’t wait for our main event. Wrath and Way are teaming up to take on Notch and Gardevoir! That one should be a great match!
Ascension
General Manager Wade Mason is standing in the ring as the fans give him a warm welcome. He looks around the ring and pulls a microphone up.
Wade Mason: It has been an amazing month here in Empire Wrestling. We’ve had a great response from you, the fans. I could stand here and tell you about all the success EW has been seeing since it was first announced and since the first show. EW continues to grow in many ways. There’s a wide variety of talent backstage and many are looking for ways to prove themselves and eventually move onto the BWF. Many of them train day in and day out here at the Warehouse and it’s starting to pay off for them in the ring. Back on the very first Animosity I was able to show off the EW Heavyweight Championship. I promised that more info would be announced about when we could see its first champion crowned.
The fans start to cheer briefly as Wade looks around the ring.
Wade Mason: Last week I also made a promise to Destruction INK and 2 Girl Crew we’d find a way to figure out how they could call themselves the best tag team in EW. I’ve been talking to a couple other EW talents and I think we’re on the verge of seeing another team, maybe even two pop up. Then we’ll really be questioning who is the best team. That’s why, alongside the EW Heavyweight Championship, I’m happy to introduce the EW Tag Team Championship!
The crowd cheers as the Tag Team Titles start to lower from the ceiling. They hang above Mason as he smiles.
Wade Mason: These two championships will be important parts of EW. It’s only right that such a momentous occasion is celebrated on a momentous night. That’s why on September 15, right here in the EW Warehouse, EW will go “next level” at it’s first ever Supercard event. The Next Level series will be kicked off by Next Level: Ascension, where we’ll see the two championships crowned. The matches for the titles will be announced next week. I wish everyone the best of luck as they chase their dreams.
The first match of the evening was set to start as Gaines, Taylor, and Dillon are all in the ring. Dillon and Gaines come to blows as the bell sounds and wrestle each other to the mat. Gaines applied a side headlock on the mat. Dillon was able to slip away and was grabbed from behind by Taylor and she delivered a belly to back suplex. Taylor rolled to get feet and was lifted and driven to the mat with a spinebuster by Gaines. He rolled her into a cover but Taylor kicked out right at two. Dillon grabbed Gaines and quickly took him down with a Russian legsweep. Dillon got to her feet and locked up with Taylor. Dillon sent Taylor into the corner and followed it up with a corner clothesline. She grabbed Taylor by the neck and called for the Lonestar Kiss (Tornado DDT) but Gaines grabbed her and connected with a German suplex. Taylor used the opening to drive a knee into Gaines when he stood. Taylor hit the ropes and came back with the Plan A (Shining Wizard). She covered but only picked up a two count. Taylor walked around Gaines and waited for him to stand but spun around by Dillon. Dillon grabbed Taylor and landed the Texas Twister (Twist of Fate). Dillon was grabbed by Gaines before she was covered and he delivered a pumphandle slam. Taylor had staggered back to her feet and grabbed Gaines and looked for the Redemption (Final Cut) but Gaines rolled away and was able to schoolboy Taylor as she reached for the ropes but the referee missed it, allowing Gaines to pick up a win.
WINNER: James Gaines, via pinfall 9:31
Gaines slid out of the ring as Taylor looked around in disbelief.
Your Story Sucks
"Underdog" by Kasabian hits and Alexander King "Kaylash" makes his way to the ring acknowledging the fans either side of the ramp as he does. He slides under the ropes and raises a V gesture with his right hand and points to the crowd. There's a distinct mixed reaction from those inside the Warehouse with some fans seemingly favouring Barrett Lynch for the upcoming bout. King grabs a mic.
Kaylash: Now before we get started I just wanted to address the fans because I haven't managed to speak to you as much this past week coz my "mavva" had her birthday and the old queen isn't one to be messed with as she adds a year onto her already rather old age. No offence mam.
King lowers the mic thinking for a moment before bringing the mic back up.
Kaylash: Shit I'll get a slap for that one. Never think before I speak. Big problem for me that one. Anyway it isn't as big of a slap as Kevin Olson is going to get for not coming to the birthday party. Olly my main man...Mrs King is NOT a happy camper.
Kaylash: My main goal in Empire Wrestling is to fight and tell them when it's shite and my next opponent is the epitome of the type of gimmick laden, manufactured hypocrite that I'm not the biggest fan of.
Mixed reaction from the crowd, Lynch obviously has his share of fans here.
Kaylash: Look I don't doubt the man's in ring ability but this fella is a walking cliche. Those of you who follow us on BlazenBook, cheap plug there for the EW Brass, will know that I called him a Jarhead and a Gomer to which he chuckled...
Kaylash: (impersonating Lynch badly) Oh pathetic insults...lame and unoriginal.
Some laughs some boos trickle through the split crowd.
Kaylash: Yet in the same breath he says I'm gonna get F.U.B.A.R. He hits moves like "Corporal Punishment"
Kaylash uses his free hand to make a quotes gesture around "Corporal Punishment".
Kaylash: One sec.
Kaylash pulls out a piece of paper from his shorts.
Kaylash: Don't ask where that was being kept.
He opens it up.
Kaylash: Ahem. SCUD Missile...Seek and Destroy and my personal favourite...Patriot Missile.
He screws up the paper and throws it away.
Kaylash: Talking about brothers in arms and all that. I got the world's smallest violin for your sob story gimmick Lynch coz quite frankly I don't give a fuck...Sorry Private Barrett Lynch I think YOUR...STORY...SUCKS.
A small handful of fans join in with the saying but there is clear divide in the crowd. Some are big fans of the "Intense Enforcer".
Kaylash nods in acknowledgement of this and passes the mic out the ring.
Lynch came to the ring fired up and ready for a fight. King ducked out of the ring as soon as the bell sounded and walked around the ring, taunting Lynch. King climbed slowly back into the ring and Lynch quickly grabbed King and pulled him to the center of the ring and looked for a DDT but King spun away. King grabbed Lynch and took him to the mat with a headlock takedown. Lynch rolled out and to his feet and hit King with a reverse atomic drop. Lynch followed with a vertical suplex. Lynch looked for a falling elbow drop but King rolled out of the way. King popped up and quickly took Lynch down with a chopblock. He started to stomp on the right knee of Lynch and Lynch had to roll out of the ring. Lynch tried to walk it off but some damage had been done. He climbed back into the ring and had to quickly duck under a clothesline. Lynch looked for a belly to back suplex but King flipped behind Lynch and landed on his feet. He rolled Lynch up and put his feet on the ropes out of view from the referee and picked up a win.
WINNER: Alexander King, via pinfall 7:14
Imperious and Calypso were set to go next and they started things off by locking up. Calypso tried to power Imperious to his knees but Imperious overpowered him and took him to the mat with a twisting belly to belly slam. Imperious mounted and started to land a flurry of right hands. Imperious had to break before a five count and Calypso staggered to his feet. Imperious delivered a big German suplex to Calypso and walked around the ring slowly. Imperious pulled Calypso up and delivered a second German suplex. Imperious pulled him back to his feet and sent him into the corner. He charged but ran into a big boot from Calypso. Calypso jumped up and took Imperious down with a bulldog. Calypso quickly jumped up and dropped a leg over the back of the head of Imperious. Imperious powered to his feet and hit Calypso hit a European uppercut. Imperious looked for the Red Hammer (Bull Hammer) but Calypso ducked it and hit a reverse DDT. Calypso climbed to the top ropes and looked for the Embrace Destiny (Diving Crossbody) but Imperious moved and Calypso hit the referee. Imperious hit Calypso with the Dream Eater (Sleeper Suplex) and called for The World. The lights go out for a brief moment “Oh Death” by Jen Titus queued up. Imperious grabbed Calypso and watched on. Calypso started to laugh and say “he’s mine, he’s mine”. The tall, bald man entered the ring and drove a boot into the gut of Imperious and delivered a chokeslam. Calypso rolled onto Imperious as the referee came to and counted the three fall.
WINNER: Calypso, via pinfall 9:44
Calypso laughed loudly as he rolled away, making the 3rd Power sign. He joined up with the mystery man at the top of the ramp as we cut away.
Representative of All
The drum beat and first guitar riffs of “Boys Wanna be Her” by Peaches belts out of the speakers and carries through the building. Singer panting into the microphone as BWF’s F.M. Young walked down the entrance ramp, wearing the International Title across her chest like a bandoleer. As usual the big woman is a bouncy electric ball of energy, jumping up and down, moving side to side, posing and preening as the crowd pops. She struts down the ramp, jumps up onto the ring apron and flips over the top rope, landing inside the ring. After a moment she receives a microphone from a ring assistant.
F.M. Young: Hello, World! It’s your wild girl! Obviously, I'm here at EW today, to stand in my sister's corner during her triple threat, I'm was also curious as to how the Lynch and King fight turned out. You didn’t disappoint me boys!
She gives a wink, a whoop of laughter as the crowd ooohh's and aahh's as if she had implied something inappropriate. Young gives a wave of her hand and leans on the rings ropes, waiting for it to calm down.
F.M. Young: But...Seeing as I'm here to be a loyal little sister. I wanted to take a minute to address some folks. I'm an upstart, trust me, I know that. Seems like everybody is working hard to make sure I don't forget it either. But you know? I snagged my first championship in this company, only a few months into my career here. This!
She takes a moment here to thrum her fist against the International Title and stand straight for the crowd.
F.M. Young: Might be the first, but it’s the first of many! We only get to choose one thing in life that people remember us for. That's it, the rest of legacies are written by time. For me? Its heart. Nobody will ever question the fire and determination of the One Woman Army. Nobody is ever going to look at anything related to me and not think 'that woman had a heart that couldn't break and a soul that wouldn't give up.' I'm climbing this ladder all the way to the top, Baby!
She throws her hand up and fist pumps, before striking the title again and leaning into a more relaxed poster.
F.M. Young: The first rung? Alex Silver, yeah you all know he won that fight. No question about it, no seriously he did....Go watch, I'll wait.....Back now? Good. Now some people might think there's something going on with me and Alex. You know what?....That's just not my place to say. Even there was, I'm sorry Silver. Its not gonna change what I have to do and that's win again. I'm going to retain my title at Heatwave, I've already given Alex his due, he's a great guy and a helluva competitor. But it just so happens, he's also a rung on a ladder and it’s one I'm not going to let stop me. That being said, I'm so glad we finally get to just loose it, really go flat out with Kash weighing us down. So as sorry I am Alex, that I have to beat you. I know it's going to be worth it. Lets go out there and steal us Heatwave, Baby! One last thing, be sure to give a mighty cheer for my sis, Mighty Jo, Ok? And the Gaines Bros.
F.M. pounded her fists against the title belt again, before throwing the mic over her shoulder, jumping over the ropes and out of the ring, shaking hands with fans over the railing as she took a seat at ringside.
The three competitors were in the ring as Young started the match by clotheslining anyone that moved. She took Gaines down and then quickly took down Cross. Gaines popped back up and was grabbed by Young and she took him down with a fireman’s carry. Cross grabbed Young but was quickly sent into the ropes. Young caught Cross with the Young Gun (AA Spinebuster) and tried to roll into a cover but Gaines was there to quickly break it up. Gaines pulled Young up and took her back down with a swinging neckbreaker. Gaines was grabbed by Cross and she looked for a small package but Gaines kicked out. Cross stood and began waiting for Gaines to get up but she was grabbed by Young. Young hit a belly to back suplex. She stood and hit a falling elbow onto Cross. Young and Gaines started to go back in forth with hard lefts and rights before Gaines sent her into the corner. Gaines charged and hit a corner splash. He sent Young into the ropes and looked for a powerslam but Young stopped and rocked him with a hard kick to the chest. Young hit the ropes again and turned him inside out with the Caught Up (Spear). Cross ran over and dumped Young over the top ropes and grabbed a staggering Gaines. She delivered the Caught in the Crossfire (Straight Jacket Double Knee Facebuster) and rolled Gaines into a cover before Young could slid back into the ring.
WINNER: Meghan Cross, via pinfall 9:36
QUACK!
Earlier Tonight
Backstage, Daze stood watching the monitors. Even with a night off he decides to use his time studying each and every match on the card. His attention, rapt, near unblinking, not wanting to miss a single misstep of a future opponent.
Derrick Daze:The last two occasions I stepped betwixt the ropes. The outcome was not desirable, though necessary. Perfection isn’t always about what needs to be added, sometimes it is about what must be taken away. I discovered what needs to be taken away.
Derrick’s focus isn’t as unwavering as he would like. While he spoke, something kept catching his eye and leading it away from the monitors. The camera panned over to see just what that distraction was. Krista May Williams wearing what looks to be a plush duck on her head, dancing a silly jig toward Daze and closing distance. A sigh falls from Daze’s lips. He just HAS to ask.
Derrick Daze:Pardon me, but why is that on your head and my must you be around me whilst performing such antics?
Five feet away. Come to find out, five feet happens to be encroaching on Daze’s bubble. Krista doesn’t care much about said bubble and continues to close in. Daze visibly tensing.
Kirsta May Wiliams: It’s a ducky.Quack. And I brought one for you.
Like lightening Krista places the duck atop Dazes head. Of course, seeing as he isn’t the most willing recipient of the duck crown, it is placed on sideways. Similar to the sideways glance Daze shoots to Krista, but seemed unable to articulate an actual response.
Krista May Williams: QUACK!
The second quack seems to break his silence.
Derrick Daze:It is impolite to quack at strangers
Krista leans back against the near by wall. Derrick almost expects a candy cigarette to hang haphazardly from her lips
Krista May Williams: Yeah, okay. So what’s your name, cowboy?
An eye roll from Daze. He isn’t going to fall for that.
Derrick Daze:I am getting the notion that you will quack as soon as I breathe my name.
Krista’s stoic cowgirl pose is broken once he calls the bluff. She stomps her feet in a huff.
Krista May Williams: Damn, you’re good. Mr….?
Daze find this conversation caught in a loop, this has gone on longer than it should have anyway. He turns away from Krista.
Derrick Daze:Exiting this conversation. Good, day. It’s been a pleasure. For one of us I am certain.
Krista May William: Pfft...Fine! Just leave.
Krista shouts to the retreating Daze . But she is not done just yet.
Krista May Williams: ...But I guess you’ll just have to miss the panty raid.
Daze’s steps did pause at the moment. Though it seems that even that does not sway him
Derrick Daze:I suppose it shall be one of those “bummers” that the young ones speak of. Still, it is probably something I can do without.
Before starting to walk again Krista clamps down upon Daze’s shoulders. The tensing of his body visible for miles.
Krista May Williams: WHAT IF YOU CAN’T!? What if you going to this totally-real-and- not -just-made- up-by-me-on-the spot panty raid. Is the key to the universe being held together like some sort of cheap dollar store rubber cement!?
Derrick Daze:You are persistent. Aren’t you?
Krista smirks.
Krista May Williams: No, I’m Krista...QUACK
Derrick rolls his eyes and looses a long and vexed sigh. While Krista decides to link her arm with Derrick’s, once more no permission given.
Krista May Williams: Come on, E.A. Let’s go hang out! But first buy me dinner for I am hungry and also broke.
Derrick Daze:No quacking and we have a deal.
Krista May Williams: Fiiine whiny ass titty baby.
Daze cocks a brow incredulously, all the while Krista flashing her most earnest and innocent grin.
Derrick Daze:Beg Pardon?
Brows knitting, a wide frown. Krista attempts her most serious face
Krista May Williams: WHINY. ASS. TITTY. BABY. Would you like me to spell it out for you?Maybe throw in some olde english in there? Ye old whiny ass titty baby...eth
Once more a silly grin crosses her features. Daze seems overwhelmed by the near by free spirit.
Derrick Daze:Plucky little urchin, aren’t you
Krista suddenly socks Daze in the arm.
Krista May Williams: Who are you calling an urchin!?
Derrick finds that sighing has gone out of fashion, so a grumble follows. He mumbles to himself.
Derrick Daze:How did I get into this?
Krista May Williams: Easy there, buddy. You don’t ‘get into this’ without dinner first.
Krista shoots a mischievous smirk and wink at Daze. Though she doesn’t break the taciturn face of his, a very faint tinge of pink hits his cheeks. He shakes his head, never feeling the need to be more careful of his words till now. He wonders if he can just talk himself into a perpetual punch line.
Derrick Daze:I cannot fathom how much more shtick I can take. Come along…
He concedes, escorting Krista out of frame.
The two ladies circle each other around the ring and Cassidy offers a test of strength. Williams shrugs and accepts her offer. Cassidy spins Williams around and into a hammerlock. Williams snapmares Cassidy over her shoulder. Cassidy rolls to her feet and hits Williams with a jawbreaker. Williams staggers backwards and hit dropped with a standing dropkick. Cassidy pulled Williams to her feet and hit a scoop slam. Cassidy looked for a leg lock but Williams was able to kick her away and get to her feet. Williams delivered a kick to the gut and a jumping DDT. Williams rolled to her feet and pulled Cassidy back up before quickly hitting another snapmare and a chin lock. Williams applied pressure but Cassidy was eventually able to pull the and hands of Williams apart and got to her feet. Cassidy tripped up Williams and locked in a Texas cloverleaf. Cassidy had the move locked in and Williams was able to crawl to the ropes and break the holds. Cassidy sent Williams into the corner and hit a running corner spear. Williams fell to the mat and Cassidy connected with a few mudhole stomps before finishing off the Mosh Pits (Stomps followed by running boot to face). Williams staggered to her feet and had to duck a wheel kick from Cassidy. She grabbed Cassidy and connected with the Last Breath (Swinging Inverted DDT) and it took a lot out of her. Both were slow to get to their feet but Williams was up first and Cassidy soon after. Cassidy looked for the Cassi-Knee (Running High Knee Strike) but Williams rolled out of the way and came back with the Season Ender (Shining Wizard) and picked up a big win.
WINNER: Krista May Williams, via pinfall 9:29
It was time for our main event and it appeared we’d be starting off with Kirlia and Wrath. Wrath came right out with a kick to the left leg of Kirlia that echoed throughout the arena. He followed it a step up enziguri that caused Kirlia to flip. She landed on her back and rolled to her feet. She caught a charging Wrath with a forearm and then a back elbow. Wrath staggered into the ropes and was then whipped across the ring. Kirlia caught the returning Wrath with a backdrop and then she tagged out to Notch. Notch climbed into the ring and Wrath tagged out to Way. Way came in fast and knocked down Notch with a shoulder block. He ran the ropes and Notch rolled under him and then to his feet and Notch kept running. Notch jumped over Way as he kept running the ropes. Notch hit a shoulder block and Way rolled back to his feet and hit a hard forearm. Notch staggered and Way hit a tornado DDT. Way tagged out to Wrath, hard, and Wrath climbed back into the ring. Wrath kept Notch down with knee drops and kicks every time he’d try to stand. Wrath pulled Notch to his feet and set him up for a snap DDT and drove him into the mat. Notch tried to make it to his corner but Wrath grabbed his foot. Notch hit Wrath with an enziguri and both men were down. Way tried to get into the ring and the referee turned his attention to him. The fans buzzed as Derrick Daze made his way down the ramp and pulled Kirlia off the apron and locked in the Flying Omoplata near the apron, out of sight. Notch had no one to tag and staggered to his feet and Wrath tagged in Way. Way ran in and hit the Billion Dollar Kick (Roundhouse Kick) and covered to pick up the win for his team.
WINNERS: Aeolus Wrath and Billy Way, via pinfall 10:42
Way stood over Notch as the fans booed, Daze releasing his hold and heading up the ramp. Wrath jumped into the ring and looked sneak up on Way but Way spun around and the two had a stare down as we went off air.
© Blazenwing Wrestling Federation 2015
Quick Results:
James Gaines def. Kayla Taylor and Cailin Dillon
Alexander King def. Barrett Lynch
Calypso def. Imperious
Meghan Cross def. MJ Young and Korey Gaines
Krista May Williams def. Sabriynn Cassidy
Way/Wrath def. Notch/Gardevoir
James Gaines def. Kayla Taylor and Cailin Dillon
Alexander King def. Barrett Lynch
Calypso def. Imperious
Meghan Cross def. MJ Young and Korey Gaines
Krista May Williams def. Sabriynn Cassidy
Way/Wrath def. Notch/Gardevoir