Post by chelsealeclair on Jun 26, 2023 0:50:16 GMT -5
Chelsea is backstage, taping the following promo before the next episode of Hype begins to air. She’s not feeling too thrilled as she begins to express her thoughts.
Chelsea LeClair: It’s pathetic and sad that Daisy Duke… by the way, very original name… NOT… happens to be a sore loser. It’s also pathetic and sad that she has to be a monotone basic bitch. Like, I get that she’s 19 years old and all of that… wow, a whole decade younger than me, can you imagine… but STILL…
There’s not much hope with that one… at least as far as generating interest for any of her matches is concerned. Literally, the only thing she’s had to say is this one off tweet prior to our one on one encounter where she’s talking about “you’re going to take the fall”... AND… that’s been it. I’m sorry, it’s just annoying. How in the world is someone that much of a charismatic vacuum? It’s fucking crazy, I tell you. She may have pulled that sore loser assault on me, but at the end of the day, it doesn’t take away from the fact that I won the match. She doesn’t seem to be all that bright, to be honest.
Maybe it comes from her family…
I mean… her dad couldn’t have given her a better name? Or at least drawn a better inspiration for it? Thank god that when my last name was “Summers” for the first part of my life, my parents didn’t name me “Buffy”. I question her intelligence. I mean, she turned 19 in January, but she’s barely graduating high school.
Was she held back a year? Is she a 5th year senior? I’m just saying… most people graduate when they’re 18… not 19…
But I’m not going to focus too much on all that because there are two other opponents and two people you can consider prohibitive favorites in Samantha Hamilton and Kayla Taylor. Kayla has been a tag team champion twice around these parts and Samantha… well… the name speaks for itself. I’ve got an uphill battle here. Duke just adds to the numbers, but the true threats are those two. This is a big match for me to prove myself in and I know that the odds aren’t great or anything. But, I’ve been waiting for a true opportunity to shine and this is definitely going to be it for me.
I may not look like a tough competitor because… DUH… born in Beverly Hills… making my home in South Jersey not too far from the Jersey Shore… but I’m no JWoww or Snooki basic bitch, okay? I’ve long proven I can go in that ring and when I win this match and surprise the pair of them, Empire Wrestling is going to know how serious I am about being a contender here. Because I’m not just some pretty face, alright? I’m no dumbass Barbie. I CAN go… and I was trained and mentored by some of the best along the way.
Don’t believe me? Just watch me tonight…
Chelsea LeClair: It’s pathetic and sad that Daisy Duke… by the way, very original name… NOT… happens to be a sore loser. It’s also pathetic and sad that she has to be a monotone basic bitch. Like, I get that she’s 19 years old and all of that… wow, a whole decade younger than me, can you imagine… but STILL…
There’s not much hope with that one… at least as far as generating interest for any of her matches is concerned. Literally, the only thing she’s had to say is this one off tweet prior to our one on one encounter where she’s talking about “you’re going to take the fall”... AND… that’s been it. I’m sorry, it’s just annoying. How in the world is someone that much of a charismatic vacuum? It’s fucking crazy, I tell you. She may have pulled that sore loser assault on me, but at the end of the day, it doesn’t take away from the fact that I won the match. She doesn’t seem to be all that bright, to be honest.
Maybe it comes from her family…
I mean… her dad couldn’t have given her a better name? Or at least drawn a better inspiration for it? Thank god that when my last name was “Summers” for the first part of my life, my parents didn’t name me “Buffy”. I question her intelligence. I mean, she turned 19 in January, but she’s barely graduating high school.
Was she held back a year? Is she a 5th year senior? I’m just saying… most people graduate when they’re 18… not 19…
But I’m not going to focus too much on all that because there are two other opponents and two people you can consider prohibitive favorites in Samantha Hamilton and Kayla Taylor. Kayla has been a tag team champion twice around these parts and Samantha… well… the name speaks for itself. I’ve got an uphill battle here. Duke just adds to the numbers, but the true threats are those two. This is a big match for me to prove myself in and I know that the odds aren’t great or anything. But, I’ve been waiting for a true opportunity to shine and this is definitely going to be it for me.
I may not look like a tough competitor because… DUH… born in Beverly Hills… making my home in South Jersey not too far from the Jersey Shore… but I’m no JWoww or Snooki basic bitch, okay? I’ve long proven I can go in that ring and when I win this match and surprise the pair of them, Empire Wrestling is going to know how serious I am about being a contender here. Because I’m not just some pretty face, alright? I’m no dumbass Barbie. I CAN go… and I was trained and mentored by some of the best along the way.
Don’t believe me? Just watch me tonight…