Alex Silver

We open with a shot of Alex Silver, standing on a rooftop, somewhere in the Manhattan area. Clad in shades and s silver "YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT!" (complete with said betta fish underneath it) t-shirt, Silver basks in the glow of the summer day as the camera picks him up.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, and ladies (clicks his tongue), lend me your ears! For it has been declared once again by the Interwebz that I, your favorite EW party host AND THE Wrestling Workhorse, Alex Silver, go toe to toe, bicep to bicep, holy shit did you see her biceps, with Zoey Mitchell once again, but the question is, will the powers that be, will the little gnomes turnin' all those gadgets, twistin' those doo-hickeys, and signin' those sweet, sweet checks, give the people what they want? Unfortunately, that's not up for either myself, or Mrs. Gun Show there to decide."

"Now I'm not here to talk about or debate how a once cute, adorable, fun loving and yes hard working lady by the name of Zoey Mitchell now looks like she swallowed The Incredible Hulk, it's fine, really. I'm here to talk about the fact that THE match, THE event, and THE very purpose and reason people are tunin' in to Hype is because of us, because of the matches we're puttin' on out there, and you can say "Oh no, it's really because of how different Casey Gray has become, or maybe the whole BWF leftover soap opera with Emily Corlen and AJ Adams, or maybe how dumb Kurt Hullum sounds when he talks, but for all three I'd say you're wrong, wrong, and oh yeah, WRONG! And why? Because no one cares about Crybaby Casey, BWF is dead and buried, and Kurt Hullum hasn't been relevant since said dead and buried promotion was not dead and buried. While I can't speak for Zoey, I can speak for myself when I say to all the guys and gals in the back you're welcome for the increase in pay, increase in royalty checks, and just a general increase in attention to our product. No need to thank me, that just so happens to be what I fuckin' do..

..every day...

..all the time...

..twice on Sundays.

So what now, huh? Well, whatever happens from here on out I can guaran-damn-tee everyone, from Zoey and her biceps that now have zip codes, to the BWF slobs, and even Casey Gray's therapist, EVERYONE is going to know the name Alex Silver, and for good reason, YA BETTA  BELIEVE IT!"

With a smirk, Silver blows the camera a kiss as we then fade out.